Holiday Blues
Well, I hate that it has come to this, but like it or not, it has. Suffice it to say, I’m single, I’m lonely, and the holidays are just around the corner. In an effort to not attend my company’s holiday party alone again this year, I’m putting out a request. Will you be my date? Someone? Anyone? I can promise a fun, festive evening with delicious food, great music, and even Vienna escorts! I also promise to look phenomenal in my new red cocktail dress! You see, even though I’m still single, I really am a great catch. I’m easy on the eyes, thanks to good genes, healthy eating, and regular exercise. I’m also intelligent, successful, and kind. So help me out, pretty please? Single, sweet, honest gentlemen are preferred. If things go well, hopefully we can spend time together long after the holiday season has ended.